02-16-2016, 11:34 PM
Sophie says to her husband, Max: "Max, you're 65 now. You better go down Social Security and file for the benfits. There's only one problem: I can't find your birth certificate".
"Don't worry, Sophie, I 'll go down there anyway and take care if it", says Max.
A few hours later, Max comes back and says: "Well, Sophie, I took care of it and got mine benefits".
"But, how, Max. You couldn't prove you is 65", says Sophie
"Well" says Max, "I got down there and took off mine shirt. I says, look and this wrinkled, sagging skin. Look and this old arched back. Look, I can hardly walk. They considered all that and gave me mine benefits."
Sophie says:"Too bad you didn't take off your pants, Max. You could have gotten disability also."
"Don't worry, Sophie, I 'll go down there anyway and take care if it", says Max.
A few hours later, Max comes back and says: "Well, Sophie, I took care of it and got mine benefits".
"But, how, Max. You couldn't prove you is 65", says Sophie
"Well" says Max, "I got down there and took off mine shirt. I says, look and this wrinkled, sagging skin. Look and this old arched back. Look, I can hardly walk. They considered all that and gave me mine benefits."
Sophie says:"Too bad you didn't take off your pants, Max. You could have gotten disability also."