08-17-2016, 09:45 PM
If you'd kept reading, you would have gotten down to this little gem:
"Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin"
:ROTFL:
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian organization that travels around the country educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation, told ABC News he believes in what Utah is doing.
“It is important that children become the unique individuals that this country wants them to be. Conforming into the perfect little human beings that God intended them to be has always been the American way. It is important to remember that our Lord and Savior loves each and every one of us, unless we m asturbate, then we’ll burn in Hell for eternity.”
"Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin"
:ROTFL: