Is anyone dying to get an iPhone7?

[zachdog]

Not interested in downgrading to an iPhone 7 if the headphone jack is removed. In fact, I hope it is a failure if said jack is removed. There's no strong and compelling reason to take it away. Sure, there's bluetooth, but it's a bag of hurt. What happens if my bluetooth batteries die? What happens if I want to charge my new iPhone and plug in a Lightning headphone dongle? What happens is there's bluetooth interference?

Blah. I'll keep my old iPhone. It works great.