11-06-2016, 08:52 PM
Slow day in the big room?
Is the election giving you a woody in lieu of a woman? (if 70+ guys can still GET a woody. Not many elections left to go for you, old timer. Better make the best of them and get excited a couple more times. How many left? Two? Three? Statistically, you'll kick off or be a vegetable before the third. The BIG C, Alzheimers, stroke, heart attack, prostate cancer? Apoplexy? Paralysis? No wife or kids to worry about you. I hope you're not alone decomposing in your room for two weeks before someone calls the cops)
Is the election giving you a woody in lieu of a woman? (if 70+ guys can still GET a woody. Not many elections left to go for you, old timer. Better make the best of them and get excited a couple more times. How many left? Two? Three? Statistically, you'll kick off or be a vegetable before the third. The BIG C, Alzheimers, stroke, heart attack, prostate cancer? Apoplexy? Paralysis? No wife or kids to worry about you. I hope you're not alone decomposing in your room for two weeks before someone calls the cops)