when you were a tenager, where did you hide your drinks?

[Uncle Wig]

I didn't, really. But I hid my next door neighbors pot in my bedroom for him. His parents weren't cool with it. My mom didn't exactly like it, but she tolerated our pot smoking. I guess she preferred me doing it at home instead of out in a car or somewhere (although I did that too). At one point, because she was tired of trying to get my attention from downstairs when I was up in my room with the music going, we rigged a yellow light bulb above my door with a switch at the base of the stairs so all she had to do was flash the light when she wanted me.