06-29-2018, 05:07 PM
My cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, on both occasions.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, on both occasions.