Not that this surprises me in the least, but it's kind of sickening for Apple to come out and say it.

[Lux Interior]

I want a phone that's

1) waterproof
2) small enough to easily fit in my pocket
3) has a replaceable battery*

Can't have everything.

*meaning I can easily pop it open and put a second battery in. Not take 10 minutes to put in a new battery every two years.