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I want just two things for Christmas...
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...so where can I find them?

1) I believe that there is a way to focus sound to a small specific area. I want a handheld machine I can point to the inside of cars that cruise slowly through built-up areas with those very loud pounding bass notes thumping away which annoys everyone else around. I wish to focus exceedingly loud classicalmusic, nursery rhymes or 1960s bubblegum pop inside the car so only they hear it.

2) I believe there is also a device which obliterates any cell phone signal within a given range around it. Something I can use in theatres, churches, quiet walks in the woods when idiots think that everyone in a 50 foot radius would be interested in their conversation.

Yes, my middle name is Humbug.
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I want just two things for Christmas... - by voodoopenguin - 12-11-2006, 11:20 PM

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