A honey badger, python and coyote walk into the savanna....

[Blankity Blank]

Nature’s version of, “Hey, you gonna eat all those fries?”

Hey, you gonna eat all that honey badger?

Of course I am. You think I’m giving him the Heimlich, here??

But he’s too big for you to eat. Let us help get him in bite sized pieces.

I can dislocate my jaw! Now leave me alone, I’m busy!

Uh oh. See. He’s loose now.

Oh for crying out... SHI***




Hey, you gonna eat all that boa constrictor...