01-27-2021, 05:17 PM
And one of my favorite songs from the Broadway version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (edited for the times):
Down in the Panhandle
Where we manhandle
All that beef cattle
And the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles,
It's a little piece of heaven
With a big house'n
Lots of big cows'n
Lots of big sky'n
Lots of dust flyin'
And I'll be so happy since
I'm bringing home a prince
To my little piece of heaven,
Oklahoma.
Don't you love it when the
bobcats howl?
Don't you love it when the
coyotes call?
Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
'n you can watch me blow those little
f*ckers heads clean off.
And then, oh boy-
We'll go two steppin-
Through the arroyo,
Watch what you step in
'Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven,
Oklahoma.
And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'-
Through the windows of the pickup we'll be peekin'-
Not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely vie.
There's a race track and a zoo-
And Oral Roberts U!
And we'll dress you up nifty
In a big face mask n'
Dose you with some hydroxy
So no COVID gets in
'Cause that loss of smellin'
Can do a feller in
And the bottled oxygen
is mighty thin in
Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death
is Co-rona
Co-rona!
Hyah!
https://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtrac...yrics.html
Down in the Panhandle
Where we manhandle
All that beef cattle
And the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles,
It's a little piece of heaven
With a big house'n
Lots of big cows'n
Lots of big sky'n
Lots of dust flyin'
And I'll be so happy since
I'm bringing home a prince
To my little piece of heaven,
Oklahoma.
Don't you love it when the
bobcats howl?
Don't you love it when the
coyotes call?
Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
'n you can watch me blow those little
f*ckers heads clean off.
And then, oh boy-
We'll go two steppin-
Through the arroyo,
Watch what you step in
'Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven,
Oklahoma.
And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'-
Through the windows of the pickup we'll be peekin'-
Not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely vie.
There's a race track and a zoo-
And Oral Roberts U!
And we'll dress you up nifty
In a big face mask n'
Dose you with some hydroxy
So no COVID gets in
'Cause that loss of smellin'
Can do a feller in
And the bottled oxygen
is mighty thin in
Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death
is Co-rona
Co-rona!
Hyah!
https://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtrac...yrics.html