02-05-2021, 04:37 PM
Just burned two hundred calories. That's the last time I leave the brownies in the oven while I nap.
I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop when I want.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
When I interviewed for a job I was told the starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000. I said, OK, I'll start then.
I never dreamed I'd ever go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.
Child: Grandma said in her day she did three times the work you do today.
Mom: In Grandma's day they put cocaine in the sodas.
I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop when I want.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
When I interviewed for a job I was told the starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000. I said, OK, I'll start then.
I never dreamed I'd ever go up to a bank teller with a mask on and ask for money.
Child: Grandma said in her day she did three times the work you do today.
Mom: In Grandma's day they put cocaine in the sodas.