“ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “

[Thrift Store Scott]

MrNoBody wrote:
Florida Man DNA is loose in the wild.

Where did you think Florida Man DNA came from?

This story really was in a newspaper in Scotland-

https://beforeitsnews.com/strange/2013/10/man-looking-for-person-who-shat-down-his-chimney-2451876.html

I just wish the website had included the photo from the original article of the guy on the roof sitting bare-tailed on the chimney.