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Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies
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What is wrong with the Christmas alphabet?

Noel.

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A young man was trying to find the perfect gift for his wife for Christmas. His search was difficult and long. On Christmas Eve, he was wandering the streets, looking into store windows, trying to find the perfect gift. He finally stopped in an old curio shop. The owner behind the counter asked how he could help. After hearing the story, he said, "I think I might have the gift you want".

He went to the back and came out with a bird. An ordinary looking bird. The owner said "this is Chet". The young man asked what was so special about the bird. The owner said, "watch this!". The owner lit a match and put it under one claw. The bird lifted the claw up and started singing, "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!".

The young man was incredulous. The owner said, "but wait, there's more". He lit a match and put it under the other claw. The bird started singing, "Deck the halls with bows of holy!"

The young man was very excited. He asked if he could try. The owner handed over the matchbook. The young man lit a match and put it under the first claw. The bird began to sing: "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!".

On a whim, the young man lit a match and put it between the birds claws. The bird stood up straighter and started singing: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire!"
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Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies - by DP - 12-15-2023, 05:10 PM
Re: Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies - by Rick-o - 12-15-2023, 05:29 PM
Re: Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies - by Spiff - 12-15-2023, 05:51 PM
Re: Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies - by RAMd®d - 12-16-2023, 05:25 AM
Re: Sorry I’m late! Friday Funnies - by gadje - 12-17-2023, 10:13 PM

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