10-09-2006, 05:32 AM
[quote elmo3]Love it, love it, love it! From the Starbucks Gossip page, one of the responses:
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Posted by: Coffee Drinker in Seattle | Sep 8, 2006 1:45:49 AM
You know what amuses me is how the majority of Starbucks employees think they are the depressed little Gothic boys and girls, the trendy little children of "Metrosexuality" (which really is a queer way of saying Gay), the purveyors of 'wisdom' only the truly 'downtrodden' 'know'. When in essence the majority of them are nothing but assclowns and assjockeys. If charging outrageous prices for a blasted cup of coffee or tea isn't enough to inflate your ego then remove the Half and Half and other condiments from your tables. In fact hell remove all the condiments from the table and charge the customers for each and every little thing they want in there. Hell instead of the $10.82 for 2 (TWO, DUECE, DUEX, NI WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL TWO) drinks isn't outrageous enough think how much you can charge now...damn like maybe $24.75 shoot maybe even $39.99 just for the 2 drinks.
Or wait maybe here is an idea. How about the customers are trying to say that the Superinflated ego's of the Starbucks employees aren't actually that intelligent or maybe even lack the proper hand eye coordination to make a drink that is actually palatable to the customer. Maybe Starbucks employees should stop makinig racially intoned comments by labeling drinks 'ghetto latte's' (seriously be honest everyone here first thought and still thinks the customers being referred to are black people). That is messed up.?
Why is it necessary to sneer down at the kids working at Starbucks?
We were all 20 once, and all had some crappy retail or service job, and all had some degree of attitude so we could get through the day with a pretend bit of self esteem.
Elmo, you really can't help but suck , can you?
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Posted by: Coffee Drinker in Seattle | Sep 8, 2006 1:45:49 AM
You know what amuses me is how the majority of Starbucks employees think they are the depressed little Gothic boys and girls, the trendy little children of "Metrosexuality" (which really is a queer way of saying Gay), the purveyors of 'wisdom' only the truly 'downtrodden' 'know'. When in essence the majority of them are nothing but assclowns and assjockeys. If charging outrageous prices for a blasted cup of coffee or tea isn't enough to inflate your ego then remove the Half and Half and other condiments from your tables. In fact hell remove all the condiments from the table and charge the customers for each and every little thing they want in there. Hell instead of the $10.82 for 2 (TWO, DUECE, DUEX, NI WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL TWO) drinks isn't outrageous enough think how much you can charge now...damn like maybe $24.75 shoot maybe even $39.99 just for the 2 drinks.
Or wait maybe here is an idea. How about the customers are trying to say that the Superinflated ego's of the Starbucks employees aren't actually that intelligent or maybe even lack the proper hand eye coordination to make a drink that is actually palatable to the customer. Maybe Starbucks employees should stop makinig racially intoned comments by labeling drinks 'ghetto latte's' (seriously be honest everyone here first thought and still thinks the customers being referred to are black people). That is messed up.?
Why is it necessary to sneer down at the kids working at Starbucks?
We were all 20 once, and all had some crappy retail or service job, and all had some degree of attitude so we could get through the day with a pretend bit of self esteem.
Elmo, you really can't help but suck , can you?