My life is a Dilbert cartoon

[volcs0]

Just got this email:

This is a reminder that your Epic logon ID and Password will be changing
on March 30th. Your new ID and Password will be the same as your Network
ID and Password. This ID and Password is also known as your UCHD ID and
Password and sometimes known as your Email ID and Password. Please make
a note that after the maintenance outage on March 30th you will be using
this ID and Password to log into Epic.

The sad part is that this makes perfect sense to me.