11-23-2007, 01:38 PM
Fraser Fir Abies fraseri.
If it isn't an FF, you are just mocking Christ, and he will strike you down with an electrical fire in your tree that is fueled by the turpentine in the sap that leaks, causing a vaporous explosion and fire that is only equaled by a Fuel-Air Explosive.
Note--- decorating any tree like the one below will also begat the wrath of Christ.
btw... Balsam Fir very close to it, though some Balsams grow super high without
the skirt/triangle we prefer for optimal xmas tree. That's when they are giant though.
People do mistake them for each other because of the needles.
Frasers don't shed needles at all unless they are practically DEAD - another thing I
like about them, and they smell fantastic. I might make a big deal of it this
year-despite the little artificial I have - primarily because Donna is Jewish.
:-O
No Chanukah bushes in here, baby!!! It's Jesus' way or the highway!
Of course, Jesus is saying... "But I'm a Jew! And I wasn't born in December!
And I'm from North Africa! What is it with you people who think I have blonde hair
and blue eyes!?! Sniffing the sap of those trees, are ya?!?"
If it isn't an FF, you are just mocking Christ, and he will strike you down with an electrical fire in your tree that is fueled by the turpentine in the sap that leaks, causing a vaporous explosion and fire that is only equaled by a Fuel-Air Explosive.
Note--- decorating any tree like the one below will also begat the wrath of Christ.
btw... Balsam Fir very close to it, though some Balsams grow super high without
the skirt/triangle we prefer for optimal xmas tree. That's when they are giant though.
People do mistake them for each other because of the needles.
Frasers don't shed needles at all unless they are practically DEAD - another thing I
like about them, and they smell fantastic. I might make a big deal of it this
year-despite the little artificial I have - primarily because Donna is Jewish.
:-O
No Chanukah bushes in here, baby!!! It's Jesus' way or the highway!
Of course, Jesus is saying... "But I'm a Jew! And I wasn't born in December!
And I'm from North Africa! What is it with you people who think I have blonde hair
and blue eyes!?! Sniffing the sap of those trees, are ya?!?"