Gary Coleman got married? What'choo talkin' 'bout?

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Coleman can turn on the charm when he wants to. We interviewed him about 10 years ago for a magazine we used to publish and I had to talk to him a few times on the phone: he was polite, patient, and professional every time. I wish we could have talked him into recording an outgoing message for our voicemail, but -- alas! -- that didn't work out.