07-11-2008, 12:07 AM
This joke comes to mind...
A fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married,
he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only
the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused,
the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at
a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds
himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement,
he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you
have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist
board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.""
A fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married,
he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only
the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused,
the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at
a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds
himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement,
he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you
have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist
board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.""