OMG...Comcast doesn't do IMAP?

[Jimmypoo]

I usually beat my mother with a wooden spoon or a hair brush when she talks back.

I get to say "How do YOU like it? Huh? Damn insolent brat! I can't wait until you have kids
of your own! Well guess what? I'm that kid! HAHAHAHA! Now get back into the basement!"

I don't let mine have internet access. Yours should be thankful.