09-16-2008, 04:56 AM
Lester Burnham (after quitting his job): Then I guess I'll have to throw in a sexual harassment charge.
Brad Dupree (Lester's boss): Against who?
Lester Burnham: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted ****.
Lester Burnham: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy who has nothing left to lose.
[at the dinner table] Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go frak himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Brad Dupree (Lester's boss): Against who?
Lester Burnham: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted ****.
Lester Burnham: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy who has nothing left to lose.
[at the dinner table] Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go frak himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.