Do you Blink in your area?

[Seacrest]

I'm sorry, I really do not understand the need for this kind of device.

We're so averse to physical exertion now that the mere swiping of a piece of plastic requires us to allow the financial cartel the ability to virtually reach into our wallets through the ether, without us lifting a finger?

Spare me the "convenience" and whatever other marketing nonsense they come up with.