09-26-2008, 09:51 PM
The short version:
Carter & Clinton are to blame.
Bush & McCain are the heroes who tried to stop the evil democrats.
But the evil democrats had a mind-control ray.
The mind-control ray made the republicans powerless to stop the evildoers.
Even though they held the executive branch for 20 of the last 32 years and the legislative branch for the 12 of the lat 14 years.
This mind-control ray also made George Bush invade Iraq for the sole purpose of making the republicans look bad so Obama could take the White House in 2008 and enslave all the white people.
Or something like that.
Carter & Clinton are to blame.
Bush & McCain are the heroes who tried to stop the evil democrats.
But the evil democrats had a mind-control ray.
The mind-control ray made the republicans powerless to stop the evildoers.
Even though they held the executive branch for 20 of the last 32 years and the legislative branch for the 12 of the lat 14 years.
This mind-control ray also made George Bush invade Iraq for the sole purpose of making the republicans look bad so Obama could take the White House in 2008 and enslave all the white people.
Or something like that.