03-29-2006, 04:32 AM
My future brother in law, a diehard Nascar fan (from Minnesota), qualifies as a redneck.
He went to Bristol, Tenn. this past weekend to watch the races.
A friend of a friend has a camper to stay in, so they haul the camper from Wilmington, NC to Bristol.
Now, no one had actually SEEN the camper prior to the trip.
Called them Saturday morning to see how the night was, and they were "looking for duct tape".
You have to ask the question-
"Because it was snowing through the holes in the roof last night".
Turns out they "friend" paid $300 for the camper
Jeff Foxworthy-"If your camper cost $300, and has duct tape for a roof, you might be a redneck".
They won't live this one down for a while.
He went to Bristol, Tenn. this past weekend to watch the races.
A friend of a friend has a camper to stay in, so they haul the camper from Wilmington, NC to Bristol.
Now, no one had actually SEEN the camper prior to the trip.
Called them Saturday morning to see how the night was, and they were "looking for duct tape".
You have to ask the question-
"Because it was snowing through the holes in the roof last night".
Turns out they "friend" paid $300 for the camper
Jeff Foxworthy-"If your camper cost $300, and has duct tape for a roof, you might be a redneck".
They won't live this one down for a while.