Stuff like this just rattles around my head. Here. Let me show you.

[Greg the dogsitter]

Obviously, posting this didn't help clear my head.

Oh, yes, the best of America is small towns. Small towns. Small, little-bitty downs. Best stuff we've got. Small towns. Down home, small towny stuff. Small. Freaking towns.

And screw all of you in Chicago, New York, Dallas, San Diego, Los Angeles, Boston, Philadelphia, Denver, um...and France. That's, what, fifty million people. Go away.

You guys suck, because you're not in small towns. I challenge your patriotism, you stinky dwellers of towns that are not small.

Edit: And you don't work as hard, either.

I'm Sarah Palin, and I'm a divisive idiot.