Blathering about typography

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Jack D. wrote: Being as you've now become an expert I can let you in on a few tips we use in the Expert Type Club. I suggest you take the list of fonts you chose and assign one to each paragraph in your letter. Those of us in the ETC know that the more fonts you can use in a document, the better it looks. You will also be sending a message to your peers that You Know Fonts and stuff and are now ready to become the type go-to person at work.

You don't have to thank me, I do what I can to help those in need. Good luck with your project.

Wow, now you've gone and given him enough Great Type Secrets so that he's ready to move up to the the next level and officially become an Ascender.

[spoiler=Now he gets to find out...]
... Comic Sans. The only typeface you need for important business communicaions.
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If he's going to go on from here, he's going to have to unravel the type koan; "What is the sound of one sheep stealer letterspacing lower case?".

"O" in "p"s young one.

Namaste.