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pdq wrote:
If you'd kept reading, you would have gotten down to this little gem:
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian organization that travels around the country educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation, told ABC News he believes in what Utah is doing.
“It is important that children become the unique individuals that this country wants them to be. Conforming into the perfect little human beings that God intended them to be has always been the American way. It is important to remember that our Lord and Savior loves each and every one of us, unless we m asturbate, then we’ll burn in Hell for eternity.”
"Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin"
:ROTFL:
A great theme song...
They call him Fappy, Fappy, faster than lightning,
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Am I on Facebook or something? Sure looks that way, ten seconds of searching is all the hell it took to disprove this but Repubs. want stuff like this to be true.
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Ask the senator what he thinks about the dolphin.
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samintx wrote:
[quote=billb]
[quote=samintx]
http://abcnews.com.co/obama-executive-or...n-schools/
and Hillary said she would uphold this ban! My God. Am I living in America? I guess this would apply to the Armed Forces, too.
http://realorsatire.com/abcnews-com-co/
the dot co after the dot com should be a red flag
I saw that later. What caught my eye was the Tx Senators name that does send me emails. Please forgive me.
It's an Easy quick glance gotcha.
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samintx wrote:
...and Hillary said she would uphold this ban! My God. Am I living in America? I guess this would apply to the Armed Forces, too.
You know that while the words go back a ways as a means for indoctrination of immigrants, the present "pledge" is a relic of WWII xenophobia and the cold war; it was used by carpetbaggers to humiliate Southerners after the Civil War; it was used by anti-immigrant groups to promote English as the sole recognized language in the U.S.; it was used in the 1950s in an effort to associate the new "under god" part with big corporations to allude that they were blessed by god and thus had some parity with god with rights superior to citizens; that "equality and fraternity" were dropped from the pledge because that might bolster blacks and women to seek out equal opportunities; and that the Supreme Court has already held that nobody can be compelled to recite it, stand or salute for it by any government agency (making an executive action by the president somewhat redundant),
right?
...
...And also that the site that you linked to has been tagged for distributing malware and banner-exploits.
Please edit your post and remove the link.
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pdq wrote:
BTW, it's somewhat entertaining reading 85 reader's comments of which maybe 2 might have a teensy idea that the story is not on the level.
Go back to your goat you freak!
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samintx wrote:
[quote=billb]
[quote=samintx]
http://abcnews.com.co/obama-executive-or...n-schools/
and Hillary said she would uphold this ban! My God. Am I living in America? I guess this would apply to the Armed Forces, too.
http://realorsatire.com/abcnews-com-co/
the dot co after the dot com should be a red flag
I saw that later. What caught my eye was the Tx Senators name that does send me emails. Please forgive me.
Aw - all is forgiven, Sam.
:peace:
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