“ Naked and drunk Scot broke both legs sliding down flume after breaking into water park “

[hal]

davester wrote:
[quote=space-time]
"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety.".

Say the people who broke into the locked water park.
they DO have a point - not for their own defense really, but why have the bottom blocked at all - ever? What possible good can come from doing that? I have to agree that if the bottom is blocked, the top should be blocked as well. I don't have to agree that this couple is owed anything for pointing this out....

[Thrift Store Scott]

MrNoBody wrote:
Florida Man DNA is loose in the wild.

Where did you think Florida Man DNA came from?

This story really was in a newspaper in Scotland-

https://beforeitsnews.com/strange/2013/10/man-looking-for-person-who-shat-down-his-chimney-2451876.html

I just wish the website had included the photo from the original article of the guy on the roof sitting bare-tailed on the chimney.

[N-OS X-tasy!]

hal wrote:
[quote=davester]
[quote=space-time]
"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety.".

Say the people who broke into the locked water park.
they DO have a point - not for their own defense really, but why have the bottom blocked at all - ever? What possible good can come from doing that? I have to agree that if the bottom is blocked, the top should be blocked as well. I don't have to agree that this couple is owed anything for pointing this out....
What does it matter? They shouldn't have even been there.

[MrNoBody]

Mike Williams is furious as the chimney had only just been cleaned.
Must have stiffed the sweeps on the tip!

Where did you think Florida Man DNA came from?

Careful there TSS, 'dems fightin' words :wink:

[testcase]

Sadly, I won’t be surprised if a jury awards this knucklehead with a big payday.

[rz]

oops, nevermind

[Speedy]

Doesn’t “naked and drunk” pretty much describe most Scots?

[freeradical]

Speedy wrote:
Doesn’t “naked and drunk” pretty much describe most Scots?

No - They wear dresses.

[MacArtist]

I expected them to be much younger.

[Acer]

space-time wrote:
"There should have been gates at the top shutting the whole thing off, there needs to be more safety."

I believe the exact quote was "Thaur shoods hae bin gates at th' top shuttin' th' whole hin' aff, thaur needs tae be mair safety."

When you hear it this way, the argument makes more sense.