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Wife called me to tell me (and at first I thought it was gas) that the neighbor kid was throwing rocks at our house. I came home to investigate and get a face full of red coherent light. Yep, same kid shining laser in my eyes while I was driving on the street.
No parental supervision. Could have guessed it?
Yes, the former was captured on tape, too.
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"Honey, that's terrible, I'll be right there to help but I have a few more threads I have to start first."
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Ski mask.
Baseball bat.
No witnesses.
"No, officer, I have no idea how the darling child across the street got both his legs broken...".
Being mostly facetious.
Mostly.
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OK... so substitute "baseball bat" and "broken bones" for "Sharpie" and "obscenities scrawled on his forhead".
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Part of me is afraid/concerned that his dad will beat the crap out of him. I think they have some issues over there. Anyway, I went over and discussed it with him just now.
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land sharks?
frikken rock throwing, laser beam blasting land sharks.
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He was probably trying to knock out your flood lights so he can get some sleep.