Since there are no Mac rumors on the Mac rumor websites, let's make up some

[pRICE cUBE]

16 core Mac mini next week, you heard it here first.

[Ca Bob]

A friend's cousin's nephew saw the new 3D screen, which does not require special glasses. Two people actually fainted from fright the first time they looked at it because of the illusion of the fanged bats flying out of the screen right at you.

[GGD]

Steve Jobs makes an appearance, quoting Mark Twain, and claiming to have finally perfected the reality distortion field.

[Filliam H. Muffman]

Retina 30" iMac. 4k screen and a 6 core low power Xeon.

[artie67]

I think I saw the new Apple Car, it was a Macintosh.......It's late.

[timg]

New Mac Pros next Tuesday! 32 Core, Thunderbolt, USB 3, upto 256GB RAM. All come standard with 500GB SSD and 3 4TB hard drives with 2 top of the line ATI video cards.

Starting at $1000, of course. Free iPhone 5 with every purchase!


What's a rumor site without the "impossible" rumor...

[lafinfil]

VIntage Rumors -

2005

* G5 PowerBooks.
* Wireless Bluetooth iPod headphones.
* The best damn tater tots you ever ate, in a silver and chrome finish.

2006

* G5 iBooks.
* QuickTime 8, featuring streaming gravy, the first implementation of Apple’s “sauce over IP” protocol.
* A pamphlet entitled “Phil Schiller and Canadians – Spotting the Difference.”

2007

* G6 Power Macs and an all 64-bit application lineup.
* Unaware that they already exist, Apple will introduce wireless brassieres.
* AppleWorks will be designated as zombie undead software and will roam the street at night in search of human brains.

2008

* Ultra light PowerBooks based on the G6.
* iPods that make their own techno music, proving that anybody really could have made techno music all along. In a fit of shame, Moby will donate all the money he’s made to some charity involving puppies.

2009

* Liquid metal storage devices with multi-terabyte capacity.
* A small round device that will be announced with much fanfare and will sell like hotcakes despite the fact that no one will be able to figure out what it does.

2010

* Neural interface will be standard on all Macs, but it’ll still use folders and icons causing Jef Raskin to take hostages.
* Bacon that’s crispy and moist at the same time.

http://crazyapplerumors.com/2004/07/15/a...t-5-years/

[NewtonMP2100]

.....so MAKE of it....what you will....????

[OWC Jamie]

16 core Mac mini next week, with dual thunderport bolts.

[Drew]

Windows 8 debut causes AAPL to lose half its value and Mr. Ballmer to be proclaimed as the next Steve Jobs.