DOILY YOU FOOLS! Burberry Drawstring Shorts w/ Lace Overlay $1090.00

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SIZE INFO
True to size.
Waist sizing; XS=28", S=30", M=32", L=34", XL=36", XXL=38".
DETAILS & CARE
A layer of sheer Chantilly lace pairs unexpected texture and attitude with the sporty comfort of knee-length athletic shorts made from heathered cotton.

11" inseam; 24" leg opening; 15" front rise; 17" back rise (size Medium)
Drawstring waist
Shorts are 100% cotton; lace overlay is 100% nylon
Dry clean
Made in Italy
Item #6016467
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[NewtonMP2100]

....Hello......Doilly....????

[Thrift Store Scott]

Wow, hyper-expensive AND hyper-ugly.

Dear Lord, I just realized the model is a guy. Those things are supposed to be for guys?!? I can only assume Burberry is making an early bid for April Fool's Day. And what is going on with the model's legs? Now that the Labour Party is done with him, is Jeremy Corbin pursuing a career in modeling?



Actually, after seeing that pic I retract the question. Jeremy Corbin's legs look MUCH better than the model's.

Well, I've been saying it for a while now and these shorts are the proof: The fashion industry's design goal has gone from "I want you to find me attractive" to "I dare you to find me attractive".

Edited to add- Those shorts are sooooo ugly...

How ugly are they?

I only just realized that the model is committing the classic fashion faux pas of wearing socks with sandals as well. That confirms it- These shorts are an early April Fool's Day joke.

[hal]

I see gray

[RgrF]

Isn't that your default outlook?

[TheTominator]

I'm going to reserve judgement until I can see a better picture of how well his blouse coordinates.

[Thrift Store Scott]

TheTominator wrote:
I'm going to reserve judgement until I can see a better picture of how well his blouse coordinates.

From what can be seen in the photograph, he's apparently wearing his great-grandmother's antique lace tablecloth as a shawl over a plain T-shirt... that, or he's wearing an old world style lace bridal veil. Either way, he ain't gonna win many rounds of Quien Es Mas Macho? in that outfit.

[rgG]

That outfit is hideous.
Do they pay you $1,090 to wear it?

[mikebw]

Shoot me now.

[NewtonMP2100]

....leather.....and lace......