Get your 5GBioShield before they are gone!!!!

[btfc]

‘ a USB key that "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device".
"Through a process of quantum oscillation, the 5GBioShield USB key balances and re-harmonises the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wi-fi, tablets, et cetera," ’


But wait! There’s more!


‘ Each of these USB keys costs £339.60 including VAT, though there is a special offer of three for £958.80.
But, at first sight, it seems to be just that - a USB key, with just 128MB of storage.
"So what's different between it and a virtually identical 'crystal' USB key available from various suppliers in Shenzhen, China, for around £5 per key?" asks Ken Munro, whose company, Pen Test Partners, specialises in taking apart consumer electronic products to spot security vulnerabilities.
And the answer appears to be a circular sticker. ‘


https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52810220

[jdc]

On my desk next to the tin foil hat and contrail detector.

Just has a client tell me she needs to get rid of her wireless KB and mouse (which she has had for years and years and years) because shes now "Electro-Hyper-Sensitive" :RollingEyesSmiley5:

[DeusxMac]

First story here...
https://youtu.be/P-Kl0XkZuCw

[SteveG]

This will come in handy at the airport

[DeusxMac]

jdc wrote:
...because shes now "Electro-Hyper-Sensitive" :RollingEyesSmiley5:

https://youtu.be/mTEmqJkCrDQ

[tuqqer]

I've found that wrapping my body and head in Reynolds Wrap works great for stopping disturbing frequencies.

[btfc]

He Blinded Me with Science!

[GGD]

Is that 5G the Cell standard, or the 5GHz WiFi standard? Do they have a 4G-LTE and/or 2GHz version for those of us still on earlier standards.

[S. Pupp]

It’s meant for the same folks who have Mpingo disks sitting on top of their amplifiers, preamps, CD players, and each speaker.

[NewtonMP2100]