"Trump Bet On Special Master May Be Paying Off ... For The Prosecutors"

[$tevie]

Just as a reminder, Trump could have filed a motion for return of his property via Rule 41(g) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure. But he didn't, because he'd have to argue that (a) he was seeking the return of personal property, and while he'd like to suggest that he somehow declassified that stuff and converted it to personal property, he's not about coming out and actually saying it under oath; and (b) he'd have to actually allege government misconduct, which he can't do.

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-bet-on-sp...rosecutors

Judge Raymond Dearie, the special master overseeing the seizure of documents from Mar-a-Lago, signaled on Tuesday to lawyers for former President Donald Trump that if they don't make a case that any of the documents were declassified, he would determine that they're classified.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/20/politics/...index.html

[hal]

Borowitz:

Trump Demands Special Master Be Fired and Replaced with Extra-Special Master

Infuriated by Judge Raymond Dearie’s requests for information in the Mar-a-Lago documents case, Donald J. Trump has demanded that the special master be fired and replaced with what he called “an extra-special master.”

“This Dearie, he’s a beauty, he really is,” Trump told reporters. “He’s asking for information. He’s asking for information like you wouldn’t believe. He’s a bad or sick guy.”

Pressed to explain what he meant by an “extra-special master,” Trump said, “We need somebody in there, somebody who’s more special than this Dearie joker. If Dearie is special, then I don’t know what special is.”

Claiming that Dearie is “rigged against me,” Trump said, “After that guy is fired and goes back to Antifa or wherever he came from, we’ve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place. This should never be allowed to happen in our country.”

[Ombligo]

Now Trump will fire his lawyers and claim they set him up with a biased Special Master that he never approved of.

[$tevie]

Dearie is headed for coffee-boy status.

[jonny]

Careful what you wish for…
…Kapow!!

[RAMd®d]

we’ve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place.


After Dearie goes back to Antifa.

You can't make this stuff up.

The idiot who chose the idiot should have been allowed to happen in our country.

[pdq]

RAMd®d wrote:
we’ve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place.


After Dearie goes back to Antifa.

You can't make this stuff up.

Well, in this case you can - it’s satire, from the New Yorker.

But what happens when satire is indistinguishable from reality?

[gadje]

pdq wrote:
[quote=RAMd®d]
we’ve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place.


After Dearie goes back to Antifa.

You can't make this stuff up.

Well, in this case you can - it’s satire, from the New Yorker.

But what happens when satire is indistinguishable from reality?
miley-laughing001: or cream:

[deckeda]

To be fair, satirists have nearly been put out of a job by Trump.