Friday Funnies

[Rick-o]

A man was holding a sign that said "Free Hugs". I tried to hug him, but he punched me in the face.

Turns out, "Hugs" was his cousin who didn't make parole.

[anonymouse1]

I told my friends that she did her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

[lost in space]

anonymouse1 wrote:
I told my friends that she did her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sitting around the table with the family, we talked about a lid lift for our mother. She looked surprised. We all nearly sprayed the table with coffee. True story.

[Tiangou]

It's so annoying when people use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it.

[TheCaber]

"discluded"? WTF?

[RAMd®d]

"discluded"? WTF?


Part of the joke.

[TheCaber]

ah.