Well! Tesla gets an analyst upgrade!

[pdq]

…from Cantor Fitzgerald, the firm long led by now-Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick.

In regular times, propping up a diving stock largely owned by a political ally, via a Commerce Secretary ordering up an analyst upgrade would probably cause a stir.

But these are not regular times.

[Tiangou]

In an alternate universe, a well-staffed ethics board and the SEC would be on it.

[vision63]

I hear people are making big buck shorting it out over and over.