What's all this about "Youth in Asia"?

[Guitarman]

Young people in asia killing old or sick people? What's going on here? They used to be so well behaved. What's going on with these youth in asia??? They accused Dr. Kervorkian of being one, but he doesn't seem so youthful.

[Lux Interior]

And what's all this about Russian jewelry? What's wrong with American jewelry?



Never mind.

[brofoski]

My freshman year of college, my english professor took us to the library to learn how to use the new computerized catalog system. He asked if anybody could demonstrate how to use the computers. I thought it would be a perfect time to showcase my brilliance, so I volunteered. With a class of 25 people gathered around (many of them cute girls) I got on the computer. I asked the professor what books he wanted me search for. So he asks the hottie next to me what the topic of her paper was. "Euthanasia" she replied. So I type in "Youth in Asia". Luckily the only one who laughed at me was the professor.