Here's a news headline you'll never see again...

[ztirffritz]

Couple Cited In Fake Penis Nuking Plot
http://news.yahoo.com/s/wtae/20060306/lo_wtae/3306240

[Carm]

Police said the Creighton was going to take a work-related drug test and she had Bostic fill the fake penis with his urine, which she planned to pass off as hers.

WTF?

[ztirffritz]

Yeah, I was a bit baffled by that part too. Apparently they set the penis on fire in the microwave then left the store with the Penis in flames in the microwave. I'm not sure what she was intending to do with the penis though.

[Refurbvirgin]

So she was going to use a fake penis to pee in a cup so that no one would catch on if they watched her?

I can't imagine the aroma of burning silicone and urine helped the shop's business. I hope this charming couple makes restitution for lost sales, too.

[Carm]

I could just picture them running out of the GetGo, after the fake penis caught fire and melted in the microwave.

I know she was trying to pass his urine off as hers (yahoo news needs to be less ambiguous). My younger sister tells me such stories from her friends that are trying to get a job [my sister is a senior in highschool].

[pRON aHOLIC]

When I worked for the college paper gymnastics team beat Oregon State.

The headline read "Utah licks Beavers"

[mikebw]

I bet they do...

[CJsNvrUrly]

If she wanted it body temperature, couldn't she think of a better place to warm it up?

[WHiiP]

CJsNvrUrly Wrote:
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> If she wanted it body temperature, couldn't she
> think of a better place to warm it up?
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Nobody said they were smart . . .

[Refurbvirgin]

CJsNvrUrly Wrote:
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> If she wanted it body temperature, couldn't she
> think of a better place to warm it up?

I think you're onto something. She could have just carried it in her armpit. The simplest solutions are sometimes the least obvious. :-)

So was she planning on concealing this device internally, then when required to produce a sample, bearing down on it? Wouldn't it leak? Aren't there trace hormones that would identify the sample as having come from a male?

Seems to me a section of 1" bicycle tubing, with the valve still attached, filled with gender appropriate fluid, and the ends tied together would work better. She could simply unscrew the cap and replace it to prevent any leaking.

If only she'd posted here first.