More Redneck Jokes- Punchlines Only, please.

[cbelt3]

... because they would have called it teethbrush.

... to a family reunion to pick up women.

... and more than 3 dogs are killed.

... your life isn't going anywhere and your house has wheels.

[PeterB]

... and I sayd to her, "No way, Sis!"

... Yo mama did whut?

... Ah'd buy THAT fur a dollur!

... Wuddya mean, "Ye can't fit it in there?"

[ka jowct]

…Underwear, in West Virginia.

…A girl who can run faster than her father and her brothers.

[lipskidder]

hm.

[D-Rod]

...Kumquat!

....and the dog!

...in school!

[Jimmypoo]

...Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

[incognegro]

Hey! Watch this!

[sscutchen]

...afore she tells the State Trooper to kiss her ass.

...and your bra isn't.

[Panopticon]

...a satellite dish.
...a dump truck.
...we use the yeller pages.
...soon as the ground thaws.

...NO, you can't use my bassboat!

[Seacrest]

I gots nuthin'.