My awesome tattoo idea

[Greg the dogsitter]

On one forearm, a narrow rectangle, long axis pointed vertically. A matching rectangle, high on the other arm. Somewhere on the torso, a square, smaller but fatter than the rectangle.

That's right...body Pong.

[Greg the dogsitter]

Scores on the upper chest are optional.

[Rick-o]

That's a pretty good idea! Do it!! (tu)

Although, as far as I'm concerned, this one is awesomer!

[Racer X]

russian POW tatoo on a co-worker's fathers body (Hungarian POW in WW II) . Mouse running down a hole. Guess where the hole is? He found out about it from the coroner.

[kj4btkljv]

[quote Rick-o]That's a pretty good idea! Do it!! (tu)

Although, as far as I'm concerned, this one is awesomer!


I would NEVER be able to kiss Willie for that long. Well, as long as it took, I guess...

Jeff

[Mike Johnson]

I'm tempted to have "Elbow" tattooed on my elbow, and when people ask I'll say it's because I can't tell my ass from my elbow. And when they ask if it says Ass on my ass, I'll say, I dunno, I can't see it from here.

[Spock]

There was this girl who wanted to commemorate the name of her man so she had a 'B' tattooed on both cheeks of her ass.

When she bent over it spelt his name, BOB.

[bazookaman]

[miK.]

This joke comes to mind...

A fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married,
he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only
the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused,
the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at
a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds
himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement,
he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you
have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist
board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.""

[Jimmypoo]

[quote miK.]This joke comes to mind...

``snip``

"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist
board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.""
RACIST! See BGnR for your pointy Klan Hat. (he keeps them next to his own
supply of dunce caps.... don't get them mixed up)