Laarree's found amusement of the day

[laarree]

NewtonMP2100 wrote:
...what I find most shocking is.....


[spoiler=OMG!!! This I can not believe....!!!]
.......you ate lunch at a Starbuck at W 43rd & 9th........?!!!???!!!
[/spoiler]

I should have phrased it more precisely--I actually went to get an
iced latté at Starbucks after lunch, but this was at the end of
my lunch break. Starbucks's selection for meals is pretty paltry,
but I do like their iced lattés during the summer as a lunch chaser.

Er, did I tell you I have a ping pong ball signed by Adam Savage? ;-)

[lafinfil]

laarree wrote:
My favorite detail is how he stresses the proper pronunciation of
his name, even adding dictionary-style pronunciation symbols for
the vowels.

Maybe he copied it off of his tattooed forehead

: -?

[prof]

With a slight tweak here and there, I believe I've found my new match.com profile. (believe me it's not that far out from what a lot of the women on match.com demand in their profiles)

[Monster]

I really really really wish you hadn't of smudged out the number.

[blooz]

I can just see Malik with three (non-promiscuous, of course) women in a private box at the arena having sex with all of them at once while watching the Ranger game and listening to 103.5 FM podcast on his iPod.
My question: when does he get to play the video games? Or is that for the women who will probably get bored.

[laarree]

Monster wrote:
I really really really wish you hadn't of smudged out the number.

If you are a very very nice Monster, maybe I will PM you his number. :devil:

[Monster]

oooh, I nice Monster, oh yes i am. :-)

[vision63]

Just rejectin' the sistas.

[RAMd®d]

Gotta love the optimism!

I can almost see him sweating over the composition, reflecting, considering, ever hopeful.

Surprisingly well written, given the choice of venue to advertise.

And I too think it should go back to the phone booth, unless Malik has already checked and replaced it.

[freeradical]

He wants a promiscuous and disease free woman who's into threesomes and foursomes.

He'll be a real catch for someone. Yup.