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Which forum member said this....
#1
And what was the context???

"While in the run-up to transitioning in this phase of right-sizing and redeployment, we still need to—at the end of the day—drill down and make sure that our mission-critical, goal-oriented core competencies are in alignment and on the same page as the most current best-practices paradigm. While we as a customer-centric longtail company are still on the runway, we need to each firewall enough time to allow out-of-the-box thinking and strategize the low-hanging fruit in the marketplace. Envisioning the metrics here will require accountability management on each team member to come up with a value-added solution that doesn’t require putting out fires or a lot of bandwidth. Bottom line? The truth is we have to step up, work smarter, not harder, and create a Web 2.0 solution. This is an exciting model for limitless potential and mutually agreed synergies!

I’ve got an open door policy, so touch base and keep me in the loop. If we can move forward and proactively get on the same page about this, it’ll be a win-win-win. Remember: our people make the difference."


Hint (see comment 2):

http://blogs.hbr.org/pallotta/2011/12/i-...nyone.html
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#2
Somebody with an MBA.
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#3
I believe someone was using one of the popular "BS Bots" that are available.
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#4
Great article - thanks!

It's definitely not just the business world that gets infected with this stuff.
In my workplace there's a lot of talk about organic community, where we embrace edit-ability to stay verb-centric so we can authentically engage technomads in emergent villages.
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#5
I LOVE these threads.

I've had bouts of CorporateBSspeak in the past. but only on this forum :-)
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#6
Actually, this should be the secret password when we meet each other in real life. So, get memorizing!
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#7
That link is so good that I'm going to have to share it on FB. Jeez he hits the nail on the head.

I blame Marketing people. They should all be locked up someplace where they can't infect us with their meaningless jargon.
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#8
(tu)
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#9
anonymouse1 wrote:
And what was the context???

"While in the run-up to transitioning in this phase of right-sizing and redeployment, we still need to—at the end of the day—drill down and make sure that our mission-critical, goal-oriented core competencies are in alignment and on the same page as the most current best-practices paradigm. While we as a customer-centric longtail company are still on the runway, we need to each firewall enough time to allow out-of-the-box thinking and strategize the low-hanging fruit in the marketplace. Envisioning the metrics here will require accountability management on each team member to come up with a value-added solution that doesn’t require putting out fires or a lot of bandwidth. Bottom line? The truth is we have to step up, work smarter, not harder, and create a Web 2.0 solution. This is an exciting model for limitless potential and mutually agreed synergies!

I’ve got an open door policy, so touch base and keep me in the loop. If we can move forward and proactively get on the same page about this, it’ll be a win-win-win. Remember: our people make the difference."


Hint (see comment 2):

http://blogs.hbr.org/pallotta/2011/12/i-...nyone.html

PM and ask the source directly...

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#10
That's how my sister talks, plus she says "irregardless."
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