Greece Buys Mega Millions Ticket

[$tevie]

Greece Buys Mega Millions Ticket
Prime Minister Travels to Convenience Store in Indiana

ZIONSVILLE, INDIANA (The Borowitz Report)

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/30...ns-ticket/

[freeradical]

Did they pay for it with cash?

[N-OS X-tasy!]

The winner of this week's lotto could probably buy Greece.

[Paul F.]

N-OS X-tasy! wrote:
The winner of this week's lotto could probably buy Greece.

Or at least a couple of VERY nice Greek Islands!

[blooz]

Lesbos?

[Paul F.]

The island right next door... "bisexual slut-bos"

[decay]

know what that buys in the USA?

one hour of government spending: $435,841,200

http://www.kleptocracy.us/visualizations...dget/2011/

[Panopticon]

If the ticket is a winner, the IRS will withhold Federal Tax and any recorded debt due the U.S. Treasury.

Sweet justice! :villagers: