Today's MAGA Contest! Trump directs Energy Department to find 'different ways to utilize coal'

[SteveG]

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New Energy secretary: Trump has directed agency to find 'different ways to utilize coal'
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-enviro...ptions-for
Acting Energy Secretary Dan Debouillete said this week he has received a directive from President Trump to boost the struggling coal industry "What the president has directed us to do is to look for different ways to utilize coal," Brouillette told the Washington Examiner in an interview Monday alongside former Energy Secretary Rick Perry.
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In Monday's interview, Brouillette said the plan isn’t to subsidize coal or reinforce its standing in electricity generation but rather look for other ways to extract value from coal. “There are other uses for this product in the marketplace today,” Brouillette said. “We can make carbon from it, we can extract rare earth metals from it. We can look at the residue, for instance, from coal ash, and pull out critical materials for battery storage. There's a bright future for coal, we're just going to continue to develop it as it goes along.”



BREAKING:

[cbelt3]

Christmas Gifts to WH staff come to mind.

[deckeda]

All I can think of Jim Halpert silently judging this announcement.

[hal]

"We can make carbon from it, we can extract rare earth metals from it. We can look at the residue, for instance, from coal ash, and pull out critical materials for battery storage."

Jez... coal is EVERYWHERE... if it could be used to extract 'rare earth metals' for profit, they'd be doing it right now.

[graylocks]

they could stuff it in the xmas stockings of all the enablers of the current administration. that could use up quite a bit.

[SteveG]

BREAKTHROUGH:
Trump announces revolutionary "Coal to Covfefe Synthesis Chain"

[S. Pupp]

cbelt3 wrote:
Christmas Gifts to WH staff come to mind.

POMTL!

(We need an emoji for POMTL)

[deckeda]

It’s just too bad that mere energy extraction is the historical value coal has had. Such short-sightedness!

- paperweights
- “conversation starters”
- art supplies!
- random and arcane religious symbol of supreme significance

That’s enough to put those miners back to work!

[Speedy]

deckeda wrote:
It’s just too bad that mere energy extraction is the historical value coal has had. Such short-sightedness!

- paperweights
- “conversation starters”
- art supplies!
- random and arcane religious symbol of supreme significance

That’s enough to put those miners back to work!

You left out: Campaign prop.

[deckeda]

Speedy wrote:
[quote=deckeda]
It’s just too bad that mere energy extraction is the historical value coal has had. Such short-sightedness!

- paperweights
- “conversation starters”
- art supplies!
- random and arcane religious symbol of supreme significance

That’s enough to put those miners back to work!

You left out: Campaign prop.
MCGA!