Any places for New/Used Colostomy Bags for cheap?

[Jimmypoo]

I need to pick up several of these and was wondering if anyone here knew of a good place to get them for a bargain.

I could LIE and tell you they weren't for me, but they are.

....to wrap up as XMAS gifts!!! :-)

Nothing brightens someone's day more than a nice gift during "the season" only to open it and see what it is! That's the best part!!!

Also -- I've always wanted to rob a bank with a loaded bag - hose pointed at a teller.
I'm sure Paul F. has a recipe of some gunk he's made that I could use to fill the bag that would look pretty much the same pre/post digestion.

anyway--- any bag sources, please post!

[incognegro]

JP, you're full of s__t.

[mikebw]

how about some used mattresses? Just swing by the hospital...

[cbelt3]

OK, Eww. Surgical rubber hose and a ziploc bag would be fine. Fill it with that lovely 'pea soup' recipie from the film "Porky's II"

[blooz]

As long as you're on a gag gift kick, you should get in on Small Dogs sale tonight.
They have several dead ip[ods "suitable for move props or gag gifts"

The one you're planning sure makes me gag.

[TheCaber]

I'm sure there's a CraigsList category for that!

[mikebw]

[quote TheCaber]I'm sure there's a CraigsList category for that!
It sounds illegal, or at least hazardous.

[crashlander]

And I thought "jimmypoo" was just a cute name...

[Racer X]

I saw an old guy riding a Harley with his bag slung off of the back rest. Funny and repulsive at the same time.

[blooz]

Thanks a lot for that visual, Racer.