Crime Doesn't Pay! Rogue Apple Store Employees Felony Theft Charges for iPhone scam

[guitarist]

The Ballad of Joshua and Christopher, modern-day Bonnie and Clyde!

http://www.eagletribune.com/breakingnews...printstory

[Jem]

Heh, heh!

That's the closest Apple store to me. Guess those guys weren't Geniuses after all.

[weapon]

Don't the burn them in salem.

Or at the very least the dunk tank...

[kap]

Don't MESS with Steve!

[cbelt3]

So extend this by hundreds of employees, and now we KNOW where the missing iPhones are, right ?

[pRICE cUBE]

[quote weapon]Don't the burn them in salem.

Or at the very least the dunk tank...
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

[blooz]

How do over 300 iphones go missing? Wouldn't the store managers have gotten suspicious after, say, the first 50 disappeared?

[ztirffritz]

[quote blooz]How do over 300 iphones go missing? Wouldn't the store managers have gotten suspicious after, say, the first 50 disappeared?
I was thinking the same thing. 300 phones is not an insignificant number. The manager will likely get fired for not doing something sooner. I'm pretty sure that they don't have 300 in stock at a time, so this likely took place over a longer period. Some warning flags and bells and whistles should have been going off all over the place.

[spearmint]

Look for lots of iPhone refurbs to pop up on the store Tuesday AM!