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Paul Slansky: A Note To Bill Clinton
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Given that we would never have had the odious George W. Bush in the White House in the first place if it wasn't for your blow jobs, Bill, it seems obvious that you owe it to the people of this country, and especially to the parents whose kids died in the Iraq War that Gore would never have started, and to all the parents whose kids would be killed in the WarFest that would be a McCain/Palin -- sorry, Palin/McCain -- administration to do everything in your power to get Barack Obama elected.

But that's not what you're doing, Bill, and it's not going unnoticed. We see your rage, Bill, it's too huge to hide. We see that -- as Chris Rock so brilliantly pointed out -- it pains you to even speak Obama's name. We see you petulantly rooting against him even as you go through the motions of doing the barest minimum on his behalf to avoid being blamed if he loses.

You're not fooling anyone, Bill. You've gotten so caught up in yesterday that you've stopped thinking about tomorrow. You have the power to influence millions of voters and you're spitefully sitting on it. Surely you've noticed what's going on in the country. Surely you're aware of what's at stake on November 4th. This is not a game that you can afford to take your ball and go home with if you don't get to play the position you want. An Obama loss will most certainly be part of your legacy.

There's still time to fix it. How about this for an October surprise? Bill Clinton gets on the road and spends every day until the election sincerely and wholeheartedly communicating the urgency of electing Obama. You're the greatest politician of your generation, Bill. Surely you can fake enthusiasm for a month.

Oh, and stop talking about how much you like Senator McCain. Have you forgotten the vile joke he told a decade ago at your wife's and daughter's expense? Let me remind you: "Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? She's the child of Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton." Are you saying, Bill, that you can forgive McCain for calling Chelsea "ugly" but you can't forgive Obama for defeating Hillary?

If Obama loses a close election -- one in which even one state where you could have made a difference goes for McCain because you sat home and pouted -- it will be on you. We will remember that you couldn't be bothered to rise above your petty resentments for something as trivial as saving your country from the enemies of everything you profess to believe in. We forgave you for Monica, Bill, but we won't forgive you for this.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-slans...28755.html
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#2
Isn't this called "blame Clinton?" There has got to be a corollary to Goodwin's law for this by now.
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#3
I saw Clinton on Letterman the other night and I couldn't help but think that he was acting less than enthusiastic about Obama. It was the way he would mention McCain's name first when talking about the two candidates and just his general demeanor. I have to say that he does not seem to have his heart in this campaign, for whatever reason.
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#4
I think this election has always been for the Dem's to lose, and if there's a way to do that they will find it. They'll be plenty of blame to go around, like the last two times: Ralph Nader, Jeb Bush, the Supremes, etc. Might as well start now with Bill. They all need to park their egos somewhere for a couple months.
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#5
If the Democrats are gleefully crucifying the only two-term President they've had in half a Century, things are getting more depraved and hopeless than I realized.
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#6
guitarist would prefer we leave crucifying of Democrats to him. He and DaveS may have been twins separated at birth.
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#7
"and I, a fervent supporter of Senator Obama.

As evidenced by this lapel pin..."
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#8
if nobody had opened their big mouth about the blowjob, and the Republicans had focused on REAL issues instead of trying to bring Clinton down 'by any means necessary,' maybe GWB wouldn't have gotten into office.

so really, blame the Republicans & Ken Starr.
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incognegro wrote:
if nobody had opened their big mouth about the blowjob, and the Republicans had focused on REAL issues instead of trying to bring Clinton down 'by any means necessary,' maybe GWB wouldn't have gotten into office.

so really, blame the Republicans & Ken Starr.

Thank you.
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#10
mikeylikesit wrote:
guitarist would prefer we leave crucifying of Democrats to him.

My comments are nerf balls. Slanky's using real ammo. It's like watching a soldier go into battle facing the wrong way.
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