Stuff like this just rattles around my head. Here. Let me show you.

[Greg the dogsitter]

"We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in the wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

"We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in the wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

"We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in the wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

"We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in the wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation."

"small towns"
"small towns"
"small towns"
"small towns"
"small towns"
"small towns"
"small towns"

[Lux Interior]

In what respect, Greg?

[Greg the dogsitter]

A frustrating respect.

Good afternoon, Lux! :-)

[wurm]

Which particular words do you find so frustrating?

[Greg the dogsitter]

"of"

[Greg the dogsitter]

Obviously, posting this didn't help clear my head.

Oh, yes, the best of America is small towns. Small towns. Small, little-bitty downs. Best stuff we've got. Small towns. Down home, small towny stuff. Small. Freaking towns.

And screw all of you in Chicago, New York, Dallas, San Diego, Los Angeles, Boston, Philadelphia, Denver, um...and France. That's, what, fifty million people. Go away.

You guys suck, because you're not in small towns. I challenge your patriotism, you stinky dwellers of towns that are not small.

Edit: And you don't work as hard, either.

I'm Sarah Palin, and I'm a divisive idiot.

[Lux Interior]

Greg the dogsitter wrote:
Edit: And you don't work as hard, either.

But we do pay more taxes.

And will benefit more under McCain as far as that goes.

Odd, isn't it?

[Black Landlord]

Well, we have to support our overhead projector habit somehow.

[Lux Interior]

That's hot!

[Greg the dogsitter]

Lux Interior wrote:

Greg 'splodes