Nascar/redneck true story from this weekend.

[JoeBob]

My future brother in law, a diehard Nascar fan (from Minnesota), qualifies as a redneck.
He went to Bristol, Tenn. this past weekend to watch the races.
A friend of a friend has a camper to stay in, so they haul the camper from Wilmington, NC to Bristol.
Now, no one had actually SEEN the camper prior to the trip.
Called them Saturday morning to see how the night was, and they were "looking for duct tape".
You have to ask the question-
"Because it was snowing through the holes in the roof last night".
Turns out they "friend" paid $300 for the camper

Jeff Foxworthy-"If your camper cost $300, and has duct tape for a roof, you might be a redneck".
They won't live this one down for a while.

[chas_m]

I'm not trying to blame the sins of the family on the girl you're planning to wed, but are you SURE you want to get involved with this family?

[JoeBob]

Even better, this guy is marrying my sister.
Really nice guy, but the redneck roots run strong.

[Refurbvirgin]

That's not a camper. That's a stakeside.

[Racer X]

ever think of pitching a tent inside the camper? It may have been faster than trying to patch all the holes.

[JoeBob]

He normally camps in a pup tent, or sleeps in his suv.
This was supposed to be an upgrade for him!

[spearmint]

Has he got a mullet? Shoot to kill. It's legal.

[sscutchen]

Racer X Wrote:
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> ever think of pitching a tent inside the camper?

What do ya think he'll be doing on the honeymoon?

[Lux Interior]

Your handle is JoeBob, and you're worried about others being rednecks?

[JoeBob]

I don't think he will borrow the camper again. (hopefully).
Sorry, no mullet, but he does wear cowboy boots an awful lot.
And they are going to England for the honeymoon, that camper definitely is not in the picture there.