Don't forget to wear GREEN today!

[steve...]

[Lux Interior]

I've got my green thong on today.

[decay]

hail to the Morans!

[tlh828]

Decay - great post!

[RgrF]

A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train...

The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.

The Swedish girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."

The Dutch woman thinks "He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him..."

The Englishman thinks "The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me..."

And the Irishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again."

[Spock]

decay wrote:
hail to the Morans!

To be sure, the Bogtrotters Irish are living up to their stereotype.

[MikeF]

Or wear orange to support those clans.

[decay]

I'm neither Irish, nor Catholic, but I do love the Guinness & Jameson.

[Racer X]

I'm adopted. I drink at all ethnic holidays. Just covering all the bases.

I do get some puzzled looks at Kwanza parties though.

[RgrF]

After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various
brewing organisations retire to the bar.

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make
the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer
known to mankind and I make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".

Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"

To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".