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So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - RgrF - 03-17-2010
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties."
I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things
ever again."
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - Black - 03-17-2010
RgrF wrote:
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties."
I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things
ever again."
Put a bathrobe on before you catch cold.
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - lafinfil - 03-17-2010
but you can leave your hat on .....
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - Black - 03-17-2010
lafinfil wrote:
but you can leave your hat on .....
Thought that was going to be a plug for safe sex . . .
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - lipskidder - 03-17-2010
Black wrote:
[quote=lafinfil]
but you can leave your hat on .....
Thought that was going to be a plug for safe sex . . .
You don't need a plug for safe sex do you??? BWAH-HA-HA!!
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - silvarios - 03-17-2010
Roger made me laugh.
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - RAMd®d - 03-17-2010
'fil made me laugh harder.
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - mrbigstuff - 03-17-2010
St. Patty's day began early for some people.
Just skip the green beer.
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - Surfrider - 03-17-2010
I think the standup comedian Ben Bailey (who also is the host of "Cash Cab") used that joke in his act.
Still a funny joke!
BTW. Ben Bailey is a very funny fellow.
Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."... - RgrF - 03-17-2010
Like Uncle Milty said: "If you're gonna' steal material, steal from the best."