So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt."...

[RgrF]

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties."
I took them off.








































Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things
ever again."

[Black]

RgrF wrote:
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties."
I took them off.








































Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things
ever again."

Put a bathrobe on before you catch cold.

[lafinfil]

but you can leave your hat on .....

[Black]

lafinfil wrote:
but you can leave your hat on .....

Thought that was going to be a plug for safe sex . . .

[lipskidder]

Black wrote:
[quote=lafinfil]
but you can leave your hat on .....

Thought that was going to be a plug for safe sex . . .
You don't need a plug for safe sex do you??? BWAH-HA-HA!!

[silvarios]

Roger made me laugh.

[RAMd®d]

'fil made me laugh harder.

[mrbigstuff]

St. Patty's day began early for some people.

Just skip the green beer.

[Surfrider]

I think the standup comedian Ben Bailey (who also is the host of "Cash Cab") used that joke in his act.

Still a funny joke!

BTW. Ben Bailey is a very funny fellow.

[RgrF]

Like Uncle Milty said: "If you're gonna' steal material, steal from the best."